Mamma Mia!
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IMDB rating: 7.00 Plot: Set on a colorful Greek island, the plot serves as a background for a wealth of great ABBA songs which are used in remarkably appropriate ways. A young woman about to be married discovers that any one of three men could be her father. She invites all three to the wedding without telling her mother, Donna, who was once the lead singer of Donna and the Dynamos. In the meantime, Donna has invited her backup singers, Rosie and Tanya. |
Actors: Brosnan Pierce,Firth Colin,Skarsgard Stellan,Cooper Dominic,Di Pace Juan Pablo,Georgiou George,Jarvis Chris,Michael Philip,Squillino Jr. Enzo,Turner Dylan,Comedy,Musical,Romance,
Funny religious joke?
As we all know, God sent down an angel to give Moses the Ten Commandments at Mt. Sinai. But first the angel went around Europe trying to have other races accept God’s laws…
The angel first came to the French
‘Who are you?’
‘I am an angel from God, come to give you his laws’
‘So give us one then’
‘Thou shalt not commit adultery’
‘Nope mon ami, we don’t want them’
Then he came to the Germans
‘Who are you?’
‘I am an angel of God, here to give you his laws’
‘Give us one’
‘Thou shalt not kill’
‘Get stuffed’
Then he came to the Italians
‘Who are you?’
‘I am God’s angel, here to give you these laws’
‘What’s one like?’
‘Thou shalt not steal’
‘Mamma mia! Go away!’
Finally the angel came to the Jews
‘Who are you’
‘God’s angel, here to give you his laws’
‘How much do they cost?’
‘They’re free’
‘Wonderful. We’ll take 10′
And so the Ten Commandments came to be.
Wow - great !
Traveller | Nov 10, 2009
Funny one! lol!
NoStAlGiC | Nov 10, 2009
it’s offensive to the jews
Bigbang | Nov 10, 2009
nice. so stop been a jew & give me 10 points ‘They’re free’
sham | Nov 10, 2009
That was really cute.
Here is one for you.
TRAFFIC CAMERA?
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
Linda K Texan for Life | Nov 10, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA LOL thts funny
?(?_?)??lol | Nov 10, 2009
Oh gosh thatts so offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But i laughed my pants off nonetheless.
shiningstarsband | Nov 10, 2009
haha fny
aamir925 | Nov 10, 2009
hahahahaha the punchline is brilliant lol
frst i was just like, oh gosh this is gonna end bad
but LOL hilarious!
Uygur 4 lyf-East Turkestan 4 eva | Nov 10, 2009
There are some good joke teller’s on here and there is the better joke tellers , and you are the best ha ha ha
A Knight In Shining Armour | Nov 11, 2009
lol i liked dat!
especially da italian 1!
lmao!
~*~R.I.P. King Of Pop…Luv U~*~ | Nov 11, 2009
Its hilarious. Star for you.
Jumping Sun | Nov 12, 2009
If I had been drinking milk when I was reading it I would have shot it out my nose. That was funny. :). Thanks!
Kaylee(not an asian) | Nov 12, 2009
